Oh God, Lalit Modi, you seriously need to shut up.

If you don’t care about all the mean things people have been saying about you and your baby – no, really! Not at all! Look at you so supremely unconcerned! Not caring lalalalalalala-can’t-heeeear-you! – why the hell can’t you stop tweeting about it? And this:

Been told Ricky Ponting pressuring players not to come. Maybe its due to the fact he was dropped from KKR.

Really? Really, Lalit? You’re going to go that route? Is it really possible that you don’t understand what an immature jackass that makes you sound like (for those who weren’t convinced of that already?) The last time that sort of comment was considered a mighty riposte was when I was in bloody kindergarten.

But when you really made me mad was when you broke out this little gem:

If you did not know I work best under stress. So donnt fool yourself. We are proud to be indian and not afraid to show it [sic]

Oh HELL NO. This has absolutely nothing to do with ‘being Indian,’ you avaricious, unmitigated ass. Don’t you dare mask your twisted dealings with the façade of patriotism or nationalism. Don’t you dare.

Ugh. It takes a special kind of awfulness to make people who would otherwise agree with the point you’re making, like Samir and myself, almost not want to admit that because that would mean we actually had something in common with you. Welcome to you, Lalit Modi. You are that special kind of awful.



  1. #1 by David Bird on 24/02/2010 - 3:28 pm

    I could cry tears of laughter and agreement.

  2. #2 by Thiru Cumaran on 24/02/2010 - 4:09 pm

    I remember him making a comment just before IPL2 that Michael Clarke had withdrawn from the auction because his base price was set too high despite Modi advising him to reduce it! :O

  3. #3 by Richard on 24/02/2010 - 4:38 pm

    Two words only needed – “Hear Hear”

  4. #4 by Rishabh on 24/02/2010 - 4:49 pm

    Haha you saw that too? I snickered inwardly as I saw that.

  5. #5 by Sam on 24/02/2010 - 5:00 pm

    He is a shameless creature. Pity he is the vice president of the BCCI.

  6. #6 by Shiraz on 24/02/2010 - 6:17 pm

    He won’t shut up. He loves the sound of his own voice too much but good on you for trying.

  7. #7 by Rootofall3vil on 28/02/2010 - 9:10 pm

    And to think that IPL has not even started. I am shivering at the thought of seeing him on TV screen every 15 minutes during the matches and listen to commentators shamelessly plugging him entire season 😦

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