Mickey is plotting his vengeance. It will be slow, and it will be painful. I defy you to look at those eyes and not feel a cold chill of horror run down your spine (you may have to pretend you are a heavyset scowly South African for this to work at maximum effectiveness). Make no mistake, Graeme, this man wants your blood. Sleep with one eye open.
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